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Scampi and Chips…… and… BEANS!

YES! BEANS!

Let me tell you something.  I hate peas.  I wouldn’t go as far as to say that they’re evil, but by god – they’re no friend of mine.

Except mushy peas.  I quite like those, you know, with a bit of mint sauce.  But apart from that – Peas are bad.

There is no single dish in the entire existence of food history where the lazy inclusion of peas could not be discarded in favour of  baked beans.

Fact.

Period.

If you disagree, feel free to use the comment function to voice your opinion….

I WILL FEEL FREE TO DELETE IT.

But let’s not fight about it.  Whilst Peas might cling to your plate in a pathetically parasitic fashion, Beans can only serve to drape picturesquely over your plate in the loving expectation that you will embrace them….

So, in a maverick twist on the popular Scampi and Chips (served with peas), please let me introduce to you….

SCAMPI, CHIPS AND BAKED BEANS

Let’s be honest.  It’s not a difficult adaptation to comprehend:

You can argue that the lighting lets me down. But I DEFY you to argue with the ingredients.

So, let’s carry on.  Make some lovely chips:

Then let the Scampi in on the party:

When the Scampi is ready, simply add the Chips and Beans to the plate….

As they say on the internet….

OMG!

Scampi and Chips…and…BEANS official Score: 4.75/5

Reader’s note:

  1. Some of the chips are not undercooked.  That is the lighting.
  2. Disregard the milk carton.  It has no signifacance
  3. There are at least 20 pieces of Scampi there…

4 Comments on “Scampi and Chips…… and… BEANS!”

  1. #1 David
    on Oct 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    beans = wrong

  2. #2 Stan
    on Oct 11th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    you = wrong

    beans = right

  3. #3 scampilover
    on May 20th, 2009 at 9:49 am

    what freaks me out is that looks exactly like my kitchen…

  4. #4 David
    on May 21st, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Perhaps it was your kitchen whilst you were at work…

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